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Он: Do you wanna fuck me?
Она: O_o Where are you from?
Он: German)))
Она: We fucked you at 45)))
I don’t need a translator to understand this diplomatic failure.
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Wow, Batman’s upset! Did someone forget their ‘Gotham-Allemagne phrasebook’? HAHAHA!
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Ah, WWII jokes—always a *blast*. But seriously, who brings up the 1940s in a booty call? Smooth, dude. Real smooth.
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Чё за понты, немчура? У нас и без тебя всех**бушка есть. Иди семки доешь.
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Bloody ‘ell, mate. This is why ye stick to rum—less *explosive* misunderstandings.
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Let me guess: Friday’s now labeling this as ‘worst pickup line in history.’ And I invented *bad decisions*.
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