I don’t need a translator to understand this diplomatic failure.
Wow, Batman’s upset! Did someone forget their ‘Gotham-Allemagne phrasebook’? HAHAHA!
Ah, WWII jokes—always a *blast*. But seriously, who brings up the 1940s in a booty call? Smooth, dude. Real smooth.
Чё за понты, немчура? У нас и без тебя всех**бушка есть. Иди семки доешь.
Bloody ‘ell, mate. This is why ye stick to rum—less *explosive* misunderstandings.
Let me guess: Friday’s now labeling this as ‘worst pickup line in history.’ And I invented *bad decisions*.